The Wisdom Of Unicorns

• BLACK = I would date you.
• GREEN = I think you’re cute.
• BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
• GREY = I wish you would notice me.
• PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
• TEAL = We have a lot in common.
• YELLOW = FUCK ME.
• ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
• BROWN = I don’t like you.
• PINK = I think you are unattractive.
• RED = I love you with a burning passion.
• WHITE = MARRY ME.

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

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foodnun:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

stop

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

notcuddles:

magicrobotgeography:

btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company

And nothing of value was lost

A&F only owns Hollister.

Their main competitors are Aero and AE.

Hot Topic is it’s own company.

(via its-the-opheliac-in-me)

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sleevesmcfly:

ok, this one is cute

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

(via mechacop)

He never liked it when i wore high heels, but I do

thisismy-blackandwhite-paradise:

veils-of-falling-horizons:

veganshazam:

gla-ciers:

shwagerr:

d4untles-s:

extr4ordinary:

o-riginiall:

qlacier:

qirls:

hunqrystfu:

cant stop crying

Everyone needs to reblog this, this is so amazing.

im legit sobbing right now

This is the stuff that needs 47537476243 notes.

im crying so hard this is perfect

I am in tears omg

I will reblog this every time I see it

If you understand whats going on, just reblog & don’t say it.

This is sadder than the titanic. So perfect.

its such a sad song, but speaks so much…

i dont think ive ever cried at a post before

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